BLASSREITER (Review)

And his name that sat upon him was Gonzo

During the Spring of this year, Gonzo’s initial online streaming experiment began with two series: Tower of Druaga and BLASSREITER. Both shows were featured not only on Crunchyroll and BOST TV, but YouTube as well for an unlimited time. Tower of Druaga was pretty well-liked, and its twist ending caused some interest in Gonzo’s new properties. Then, of course, Panty Witches was a raging success of the dumbest kind. So what about Blassreiter, arguably the most “Gonzo-like” of the series?

Well, it doesn’t immediately stand out the way either Strike Witches or Druaga did. The series tends to slip into Gonzo’s comfort zone pretty quickly, and as such exhibits a quite a few of their typical problems. But it’s not without merit either — in fact, at times it was really engaging.

Story

Without getting too much into it, since part of the fun is watching the story unfold, Blassreiter tells the story of a human augmentation project — somewhere between Twenty Faces’ cybernetic super-soldiers and Gendo’s Human Instrumentality — gone horribly awry. The augmented monsters, called Amalgams, start running all amok in Germany on their way to destroy and remake the entire world. Through it all, the only people with the balls to try and save the world are some glorified cops on motorcycles.

XAT uniforms require cleavage, regardless of gender. I found this to be pretty progressive on Gonzo’s part.

Characters

The series gets a few episodes in before you finally realize who it’s actually about, and it’s not so much racing hero Gerd Frenzen (which you might think through two or three episodes) as it is XAT cops Amanda and Hermann. By the final episode, they’ve become fantastic leads. Amanda is the strongest female I’ve seen in anime in a very long time. If you’re looking for her to break down and need a man at some point, take your moe elsewhere — she stays on point for 25 episodes.

And, she’s a pink-haired looker

And, she’s a pink-haired looker!

Animation

Notoriously, a lot of people (myself included) ditched this show from minute one when they saw just how bad Gonzo’s trademark CG had gotten. It was like a video game had invaded my anime. But two things happened: First, it got better. The CG fight scenes between the dextrous amalgams were fast-moving and creatively directed. And second, I watched a couple Speed Grapher episodes and saw to exactly what level Gonzo will stoop if they don’t feel like animating a vehicle using cels.

CG motorcycles it is, then.

I mean, motorcycles are cool, right? Right?

I mean, motorcycles are cool, right? Right?

The Gonzo Factor

Gonzo tend to try really hard to make their “adult” shows seem very “adult.” That usually means gratuitous violence and ridiculously amped-up sexuality (lol bewbs), combined in a way that makes everything feel decidedly un-adult. Rather than upping the sex-and-violence quotient, Blassreiter’s crew opted to use hopelessness, despair, religious themes, and insane amounts of character death to create something you might actually find somewhat mature.

Themes

Blassreiter’s characters struggle most with trying to maintain their belief systems and their sense of right and wrong in a jacked-up world where most of their friends have been needlessly slaughtered (sometimes twice). A lot of the characters are Christian and question their religious beliefs, and Zwölf is a church-operated organization, but Christianity is a theme that remains mostly unexplored. Ultimately, the characters like Gerd who become Amalgams cling to any belief, even if they doubted it during life, just to try to remain human as their basest instincts start to take over their minds.

Bottom Line

Blassreiter was part of an experiment for Gonzo. They’re not doing all that well money-wise, but they dumped 2 million USD into Crunchyroll, so something apparently worked (probably Panty Witches, actually…). [Edit comes in the form of getting schooled in my comments section — that money came in April so it's actually part of what powered this whole thing.] Considering more Crunchy shows this season and the off-balance amount of Gonzo stuff in Funimation’s iTunes store, these guys are going to be anime’s first real fixture on the Internet, for better or worse. The good news is, you could do a whole lot worse than Blassreiter.

If you like your anime dark and full of action, but without the over-the-top indulgences in sex and violence that Gonzo can be guilty of at times, give it a shot. I think it’s their best “traditional Gonzo” series in a while. And even if you’re just curious, you can jaunt on down to YouTube and check it out for nothing, so why not?

True Tears, Episode 9

Can’t Seem To Fly

Call me Legion, for I am many.

The Legion of Noe Fans on the Internet, that is. Nerd Rage in the making. Get where I’m going? They are not gonna be pleased this week, because this is not a visual novel and you don’t get to pick the outcome. Thankfully.

Recap

No dice on Jun dying in a motorcycle crash. But a fiery crash does happen. After finding out if Hiromi is OK, he goes about the process of grieving for his true love. You get the feeling he’d probably still care more about the bike even if Hiromi’s neck was broken, but did you expect any less? Anyway, she uses the flames to warm her fucking hands, which gave me a laugh.

I was talking to the bike, but that’s nice.

I was talking to the bike, but that’s nice.

Shinichiro’s mom is beside herself with guilt when Hiromi bolts from the house; after all, it’s kind of her fault. She goes out looking for both kids, even going as far as to call the cops. But worried Shin and Noe are already on the trail in a cab, and soon catch up with the flaming wreckage and take the pair home.

Just wanted to take this moment to verbally blow the director for this great shot.

only in anime and 90s west coast gangsta rap.

Not before Shin embraces Hiromi… somewhat meaningfully. This makes Noe sad, and pleases Legion even less.

But really, what do you expect. ‘Oh hey, cool you’re not dead. Not gonna hug you though, that bothers those guys on the internet.’

Oh hey, cool you’re not dead. Not gonna hug you though, that bothers those guys on the internet.

It isn’t long before Hiromi is the talk of the town, and soon she and Jun are both suspended from their respective schools. Damn, Japan is hard core. Here in this country, if you put a girl on the back of your bike and try to kill her by riding off into the sunset in the middle of winter, they give you a medal. I’ve seen it. It’s got James Dean punching kittens on it, and if you look real close Sinatra is fucking a bald eagle in the background.

… is to HEY wait that sounded postmodern to me. My fourth wall is sacred.

… is to HEY wait that sounded postmodern to me. My fourth wall is sacred.

Anyway, the kids are rough on Hiromi, and Shin finds himself pounding faces to defend her honor, but it doesn’t look so good for him when Noe finds that out. That makes her more sad. Somewhere on an anime room in a dark corner of IRC, torches are being soaked with oil.

Rather than big tragic gut-punches, True Tears prefers little torturous pinpricks of sad.

Rather than big tragic gut-punches, True Tears prefers little torturous pinpricks of sad. That makes it better than... you know.

Shinichiro’s mom realizes she’s kind of been a horribly shitty person, and not only apologizes to Hiromi (even buys her ice cream, the universal sign in any culture of Great Parental Gesture) — she tells her the truth. And the truth is… she lied about that thing. “You’re not. I lied. Sorry for fucking up your head for the past few years.” Hiromi is understandably angry at first, but her life — and her feelings — just got a little less complicated. Now things look really bad for the Noe contingent.

And finally, Shinichiro is having a damn hard time writing his book now. It’s actually a fantastic scene when he’s explaining Raigomaru the Rooster’s flight problems and Noe asks simply, “Are you talking about yourself?” It’s quite a rare self-aware moment for the show (there are actually two in this episode), and it should easily bounce your accusations of pretense. Edit: And I’m so dumb I missed its real meaning.

Sad, yet cute. Like dead puppies.

Sad, yet cute. Like dead puppies.

It’s very sad when she runs away from him at the shore, but he returns home to find a surprisingly warm and apologetic Hiromi.

Preeeeetty sure that qualifies you for the Normal Teenager Club.

Preeeeetty sure that qualifies you for the Normal Teenager Club. Stupid kids.

What We’ve Learned

This episode reminded me that I’m watching an anime drama and everything can’t be rosy, but it also further reminded me what makes True Tears so different. It’s not about broad sweeping changes that rock the course of human history, it’s about Shin’s mom buying Hiromi ice cream. It’s about little tiny victories and heartbreaks along the way that makes others’ attempts seem really ham-fisted and unsophisticated, even Clannad’s. Which is not to say that I think it’ll be that way for the remainder. I just think that when and if they do break out bigger guns, they’ll have the power to end worlds.

Burning bikes, fistfights, giant smacks… Is this True Tears or Point Break?

Burning bikes, fistfights, giant smacks… Is this True Tears or Point Break?

Thoughts

I’m going to stay away from blindly stroking the show today, and think about my views on the future. I have none. This episode felt especially dreamlike, even for True Tears, and really made me want to just absorb and let what happens next come. There does appear to be some Aiko and Nobuse stuff going on in the preview, though.

Said without bile or sarcasm. This kid is a real champ, let’s hope he’s not waiting to snap.

This kid is a real champ, let’s hope he’s not waiting to snap.

There are no clear routes to predict anyway, although I will voice a thought that’s peeking back to me from the earliest episodes that people seem to have forgotten: If Shinichiro’s purpose to Noe is to “give back her tears,” isn’t the best way to break her heart?