Postcards from the edge (of reality)

You may have heard through the grapevine that I recently went on a week’s vacation — holiday, to you fancy folk in some countries. It was great: learning about another culture, eating freshly-caught (and freshly-clubbed) fish, relaxing on the beach, and spending the declining US dollar in a way that was more wallet-friendly than staying at home. And it occurred to me (with a little prodding from someone…) that place is important. In the context of anime, a place can be as compelling a character as any human, Abh, or magical ferret, but rarely gets the same attention. What is Love Hina without the Hinata Inn, and where else but planet Gunsmoke does Vash the Stampede make even a drop of sense? Here are some my favorite anime places.

Neo-Venezia

Cropped. Click for full size on pixiv.

Cropped. Click for full size on pixiv.

It probably won’t surprise any Aria viewer that this one would go at the top of the list. Yes, there are cute gondoliers and suteki~ oneesamas like Alicia, but the lead character of Aria is not the titular cat, but Aqua — and its fake Italian city. Built by human hands, and mostly as a tourist destination, but not to be a gaudy Vegas/Cancun/Dubai statement of “look what we can do” or a faux-experience Disneyland. Instead, Neo-Venezia is an authentic locale born from the dedication of a few intrepid souls to recreating a simpler time and place. It’s the best kind of future, really: Technology ensures that all of the wonderful baked goods and none of the diseases of the past live on in a pleasant and welcoming place that neither gets you too dirty nor reeks of touristy “plastic”-ness.

Glie

Glie: Image copyright ABe

If any anime gives off a similar vibe to Aria, it’s Haibane Renmei. I don’t mean in the sense of stories, characters, or even mood (Haibane actually has a story, which doesn’t make it superior to Aria necessarily, but different for sure). It’s that indescribable something special that makes you feel like you’re the only person who’s ever watched this, regardless of how many other people you know who find it wonderful. And like Aqua, Glie is a place that affects the story as strongly as any of its residents. Unlike Aqua, it has a complex set of rules and physics that separate it from the rest of the universe — at least, people assume that, but seeing as how they can’t freaking leave, it’s hard to prove anything about the outside world. Glie provides a wonderful mirror to the characters’ minds. Rakka loves it at first, but mistrusts its intentions more and more as she comes to empathize with Reki, who finds the town to be a comfortable cage from which she can’t escape.

Mayan

Shin and Sara: more awesome than Alto and Sheryl? Perhaps.

Leave it to Kawamori to name his island ode to vanishing culture and environment so plainly after a nearly-decimated American culture. Obvious message is obvious. Mayan serves two main purposes: it inspires a desire in Shin, Roy, and the viewer to protect it (wait… geographical moe?), and it provides a unique perspective on the story of the final world war on Earth. So it’s not the most well-developed location, but it does what it does well. In Macross Zero’s pre-SDF timeline, the world has yet to unite behind the giant ship to fight the Zentraedi, and is instead fighting itself. Honestly, it’s probably a more compelling story, and that’s largely because it’s told from the perspective of the Mayan Islanders — the collateral damage who can understand neither the motivations nor the sophisticated weapons of the mainlanders. The low-tech, spiritual world that they inhabit lends a mysterious new meaning to the Protoculture for fans of Macross, and their mythology does more to explain exactly what the Protoculture is (and means) than Exedol’s visit to the edge of the universe in Macross 7.

There are more, many more…

Even a completely real place (like Tokyo) can be an effective focus of a story, especially if, like other fictional characters, it’s put in a unique situation or circumstance (a massive earthquake). The question of place is often what elevates an otherwise ho-hum anime beyond average, whether it’s a school life or post-apocalypse setting. So what are your favorite anime places? Is there anywhere that’s crucial to a plot, fascinating to think about, or just well-drawn enough that it catches your brain as much as the characters and story? I, for one, would like to watch it, so I can take another vacation without having to get the days off work.

Mah laydeez

We use “harem” around here, never “bitches”

My kind of meme is the kind that happened two years ago. IcyStorm revived this classy post idea a couple days ago, so I’m going to jump on this newly-renovated bandwagon. If you’ve been hanging out here the past week or so waxing economical and philosophical for Industry Defib (thanks Kabitzin) and you weren’t aware of just what kind of internet neighborhood this was, I’m going to move the horse’s underwire aside now. Or whatever.

My personal harem!

I really didn’t follow any of the rules Icy mentioned, except for the “no-characters-newer-than-6-months one.” But mostly because none of them made the cut (Noe Isurugi? I did date her once, in college. No fun). As an added bonus, I made a short list of girls who will never appear in my harem. So, without further brainpower, I give you this collection of obviousness:

1. Belldandy (Ah! My Goddess!). You have to ask? When everyone else gets you down, that’s who you’d end up going to for a quiet evening of completely platonic relations for seemingly thousands of episodes. According to Danbooru, she’s good in a gangbang too, but according to Danbooru, who isn’t? You sick puppies, this is Belldandy! Have you no scruples?

2. Tsukasa Hiiragi (LuckyStar). Give her a new cell phone, then just sit back and enjoy.

3. Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist). I do try to avoid FMA references (for no good reason), but gnaw on this: When your car breaks down, Belldandy could just wish it better, but you can’t just take advantage of Belldandy all day like that! For shame. Plus, a girl with a wrench is just fantabulous! Since everyone here is a cartoon and I don’t actually get to have to have sex with any of them, you could exchange her for Leeron, for all I care. I just need a mechanic who knows Volkswagens.

4. Kaname Chidori (Full Metal Panic!). Who among us is so bad-ass we wouldn’t need someone to bail us out of a hairy situation every now and then? Chiko from 20 Faces could kick some ass for you too, but even for you sick anime fans she’s underage, and every harem needs a few comedic smacks of the harisen per episode.

5. Marjorie Daw (Shakugan No Shana). In a series known for tsunderes, she’s the queen of them all. She’d go shot-for-shot with me on that cheap whiskey on top of my fridge, and it’s impossible to be jealous of her best male friend, since he’s a goddam book. I almost went with Misato Katsuragi for old times’ sake since she’s good with the booze and probably comes with Pen-Pen too, but damn, all that baggage…

Obligatory Maid: Chiyo and otou-san’s maid from Sakaki’s dream.

What? Don’t judge me.

Girls not appearing in this harem:

  1. Kazumi Yoshida. Just. Kill. Yourself. Damn.
  2. Any member of the Clannad cast. So obvious. I get it, Kyou is the hottest cartoon character evar.
  3. Misa Misa. High maintenance and clingy. Never a good sign.
  4. The ef girls. Wait, wait — How many voicemails?
  5. Haruko Haruhara. IcyStorm went with her, and I greatly respect that choice, but I prefer to keep my head where it is and the pirate robots in space where they belong.
  6. Mamiko Noto. Sadly, she is real, and ineligible for consideration.