Shameful Otaku Secret!

Week-o-bento

So… bitches be tryin to cook, see, but the food, it’s bad, right? And “comedy” ensues. Between episodes three and four we have:

• Kanokon’s bento battle between Chizuru and Ezumori
• To Love-RU’s intergalactic cuisine lesson, featuring implied old-school tentacle rape and absolutely horrible CG work
• The Special A Rice Cannonball meltdown
• Naeka’s poison shrimp on Kamen No Maid Guy
• Am I missing anything? Failed blood cocktail on Vampire Knight? Ninja Nigiri gone wrong on Nabari No Ou? Someone choke on a bullet bento in Golgo 13?

Seriously, I know we enjoy a medium where there are tried and true elements, but the bento nonsense… If I were a woman I’m not sure how I’d feel about it.

Is the land that’s a few hours into the future for us yanks really so stuck in the past when it comes to gender relations, or is it just anime?

FIGHT!

I see that I wasn’t the only one with this idea. Can’t seem to find the link to who else did it, but they used a buttsecks series for their third party… anyway. Resolved! it was CCY, much love and I hope you’re ok after the experience. On to round 2 of this abomination!

In the near corner, hailing from Xebec, it’s the returning champ Kanokon! This week the Wolf Girl Panty Brigade is so confident, they’re taking on a tag team. In the far corner, contender one also from Xebec, back for more abuse, it’s To Love-Ru aka Trouble — alongside newcomer from the manga of the same name, with a budget weight of the change found in Madhouse’s sofa, Kamen No Maid Guy! As always, this post is broken with a “More” link because it’s very pic-heavy and … dirty. (more…)