Kaiba.

Kaiba (review)

Now 100% less spoilery, more vague

Kaiba, eh?. Well, I’ve already hyped this thing a lot, so let me round out Kaiba’s awesome elements before I review:

Cute animals!

Crazy outfits!

Funny old people!

So cute!

Fanservice!

And it was all made by one of Crayon Shin-chan’s writer-directors, so you know it has to be fun!

I was really going to do the whole post that way, but I wussed out.

Where’s the plot, fuckhead?

I didn’t blog Kaiba episodically, so that makes me at least in one way similar to everyone else in the world. It seemed too easy to spoil something that really relied on not knowing what the plot was in advance. But here you go: Kaiba (or is he Warp?) wakes up with no memories, only a locket containing a blurry picture of a girl he’s pretty sure he may have been in love with. His journey to find her and figure out his own identity, is what Kaiba is about. So you really have to learn as you go, just as the protagonist does. The first time through, it’s very much about uncovering lost memories, hidden conspiracies, and other obscured plot elements. The story is not laid out in advance. Fair warning.

Characters

In the futuristic world of Kaiba, peoples’ memories are stored on chips and transferred around between bodies or stored for periods of time. Whole or partial collections of memories can be erased, distorted, and manipulated. As a result, the very nature of peoples’ personalities gets all mixed up. This is a great theme for the show, but it leaves little that viewers can identify with as far as the characters go. Characters really only further the plot, and sometimes add to that plot’s somewhat-confusing nature.

Animation

As Korasoff says, you’ll either love it or hate it, though I really haven’t talked to anyone who outright hated it. The rounded, bouncy and fluid art style really does belie the very adult nature of the series, which makes everything a little more surreal than it already was. But it’s always consistent, with a little computer enhancement that never gets in the way (think Soul Eater), and no major drop-offs in quality from episode to episode.

It was hard to organize my thoughts, because there’s plenty to say about Kaiba but it all ends up sounding vague because I don’t want to give away the story. I also want to stay away from hyperboles and superlatives. So I’ll go back to the old dangers/benefits system:

Dangers of watching

  • Relative inability to identify with the characters – thanks to their mutable personalties and the fact that nearly everyone was working with misplaced motivations.
  • Often-confusing storyline – clones abound, bodies are switched, and just keeping track of who’s who is a little tough, but then the conspiracies start coming out and it gets even worse.
  • Hazy feel – it’s great for atmospherics, but started to hurt the show when climactic plot points came around and the surrealistic feel overpowered the excitement I should have been feeling.
  • Adult themes – lots of sex early on and some uncomfortable glimpses of realism in this weird world make it neither kids’ stuff nor light watching.

Benefits of watching

  • Excellent music – not much more to say there, it captures the feel of the show perfectly, and in turn helps define the feel.
  • Great animation – it goes with the great atmosphere and music. Aesthetically, this is the total package.
  • Intellectual stimulation – if you like philosophizing with classic sci-fi themes, you’ll find plenty to chew on.
  • Emotional stimulation – I know I said it’s hard to identify with the characters, at least up until the end, but somehow Kaiba manages to wring a great deal of emotional appeal out of its strange setting. The whole thing has a lonely, mournful feel that grabs you early on — and is infinitely more rewarding than the crying haremette scenario.

Time’s up — make your point.

Ultimately, Kaiba was really ambitious and didn’t always succeed. But I do think we should reward even marginally successful ambition with our praise, lest we get no more of it and instead suffer through endless variations on Strike Witches and To Love-Ru. And you shouldn’t let that ambition turn you off from the show — ambition and pretentiousness are not the same thing, and Kaiba is never pretentious, always understated.

At its heart, it uses the most basic of Frankensteinesque sci-fi premises, which is to answer the question: What are the implications of a particular piece of world-altering technology? So fans of JG Ballard, Masumune Shirow, etc. should really be able to get behind that. The questions of memory and how much memory defines us have been pondered before in plenty of media, but never so deeply in anime.

And speaking of memory, Kaiba will stick in mine long after the next couple seasons are over. Unlike last season’s other highly-lauded show starting with a K, I have every intent of watching this again and I think it’ll continue to look good with time. It was a great watching experience, I’d do it again, and I think you should give it a shot too.

I’m back!

Pretend you care!

Well, that was a hell of a hiatus. I can’t accurately call it a break. I packed a 22 foot truck, hooked my car on the back, drove it 1400 miles (about 2200km) at 50mph (80km/h) — which, if you do the math, I shit you not comes to seven billion hours on the road — to finally end up at my new place and unpack approximately 1 ½ boxes before I had to jaunt off to Florida for work. Somewhere along the line, I got sick, and I would assume that somewhere in there I also slept. What I did not do very much of is watch anime, but I managed to get caught up somewhere in there. Here’s what happened in my absence:

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Macross F got good. Like really good. Instead of nostalgia-porn for old-school fans, it’s now its own series that’s starting to get balls out. But the upcoming “Vajra Babies” spinoff, while cute, is a blatant cash-in and should not be considered canon.

Geass did its thing. No hardcore plot twists, but Shirley’s killer was quite the surprise to me. Unfortunately, now that LeDouche is trying to off Rolo, the little brother-faker has become the Scrappy Doo of the series. Just die, already.

Twenty Faces had an off week. Chiko as Encyclopedia Brown seems fun on the surface, and a beach episode never fails, uh… right? But the story was silly, didn’t focus on Chiko, and had horrendous animation.

Kaiba became confusing. If you’ve ever wondered why you should consider saving episodes at least for a little while after they’re over, try watching Kaiba with a lot of space between. A lot has been made about this series’ connotations, but in essence the plot is fairly simple. Until you forget what happened in the last three weeks.

Real Drive remain’s Masumune Shirow’s most pointless creation. But I still like it.

Toshokan Sensou finished. And… I really didn’t care. Put it next to Kure-nai on the “hey-ho wrap it up boys! Don’t forget the nice bow!” shitty endings shelf. After typing that and hearing it in my head, I realized it sounded sort of like “nice boat,” now that’s a real ending.

Golgo 13 killed some people. I didn’t even watch it! But I know!

Itazura na Kiss changed directions. It better still be good, or I will use my Ranma powers to change into a fangirl and flip out.

Pretty sure I remained the only person watching Kyouran Kazoku Nikki. Which means I am the only person who is experiencing a weekly psychedelic overload of insanity. Call me crazy, this show is dumb (by its own description, it’s “idiotic late-night anime”) but continues to entertain me.

I started Birdy The Mighty Decode. It’s the only thing that really seemed interesting for the summer, especially since most of my spring shows are continuing into this season.

Strike Witches answered a timeless question: When is something such a pile of shit that you can feel ripped off for spending two bucks? When I told my friend, frequent commenter Jason, to watch only the first 30 seconds, he got progressively more angry with me as the IM conversation went on.

9:54:44 PM jason: that looks a little bit retarded.
9:54:44 PM jason: they have plane propellers on their legs??
9:54:51 PM jason: wtf!

He didn’t even make it to the part where NO ONE WEARS PANTS. But that’s another post. No, really, it is. I cannot let these injustices go unreported.

My Season Winners, before yours

Premature Speculation, if you will (ew…)

Ha you assholes I beat you to it. I’m old, see, and that allows me to be judgmental. Actually, I’m not that old, but I’m prejudging anyway.

Best OP: The Tower of Druaga.

This was a hard one. Lots of great tunes and animation this time around. Kaiba’s ethereal opener with English lyrics shows you exactly what kind of beautiful and haunting 25 minutes are about to happen. To Love-Ru’s tantalizing but stylish OP turned out to be the best thing about the show every fucking week. Even the gay-ninja saga Nabari No Ou, which I don’t really care for, has a great song by a previously awful band (VELTPUNCH). But Druaga gives us clever credit placements, a jaunty ska-rock tune that turns dramatic toward the end, and most importantly, a question that we have to ask weekly: are we being faced with a an alternate reality situation in this series?

Best Music in general: Macross Frontier.

There is a two-part quiz to establish best anime music in a season.

  1. Is there a Macross series?
  2. Did Yoko Kanno do the music for any series?

If you can answer “yes” to either, you’re set (some of Macross 7’s butt-rock aside). We can answer “yes” to BOTH this season. Aren’t we fortunate bastards? Ranka’s “Aimo” is Yoko Kanno’s best tune since my favorite one, “Myung’s Theme (Voices)” from Macross Plus. But here’s the close runner-up, “Ninjin Loves You Yeah!”

Train Wreck of the Year: Geass R2.

I stopped blogging it, mostly because everyone else already was. But I still watch, usually open-mouthed. Time after time it leaves me in slack-jawed disbelief as the camera pans out to millions of Zeroes! Orange-kun comes back from the dead! LeDouche quotes Light Yagami! Tits flow from Sunrise’s pencils like a mighty Mississippi of mammaries! Underage heads of state with no tits at all convene, possibly panty-free, in a soundproof room in Zero’s giant truck with a fucking panda on the side being driven by CC and covered in fucking Cheese-kun window stickers! FUCK! Where does it end?? This quote from Derailed By Darry sums it up pretty well:

Code Geass R2 is genius on so many levels, just not on the classical “well-written” level.

Fantastic observation. I realized this week that there is nothing out there like it, and yes thank you jebus I’m grateful for that, but there is a bizarre brilliance in the over-the-top-ness.

By the way, mai waifu on Geass: “Oh, is it time for your stories?”

Biggest surprise: Tie! Daughter of 20 Faces and Kamen No Maid Guy.

20 Faces had potential from the get-go, being from Bones, but it was clear that early on their attention was focused mostly on Soul Eater. However, the series consistently played out so solidly that I find myself waiting for it more all week than any other. To top it off, the last episode was jam-packed with the kind of ballsy direction and stylish animation that are Bones hallmarks.

Maid Guy was a surprise simply because it turned out to not be shitty. Yes, the animation budget was probably fished out from between Madhouse’s couch cushions, but at least they don’t save money by having all the characters drink tea for 10 minutes per episode like some other Madhouse shows. Kogarashi is a previously-unseen mix of hilarious and frightening, and I will gladly watch every week to find out what crazy Maid Guy Power will be unveiled next.

Best First-Episode Experience: Soul Eater

Yes, it’s a shounen/action/talking-during-battles kind of show, but Bones aimed to prove early on that they could execute with style. I immediately re-watched the first episode because my head spun too fast to figure out what was going on the first time.

Voice actor of the season: Megumi Nakajima as Ranka Lee

Open auditions are apparently a very good idea. She out-acts most of the rest of the cast, and her tongue doesn’t sound nearly as thick as Sheryl’s on those Engrish song lyrics. Shin sums it up much more clever-style.

Best Shoujo: Toshokan Sensou

Dear Itazura Na Kiss, I still love you, and I think you embody your genre like nothing else. Unfortunately, a new character who is vulnerable and real but not quite so pathetic as the usual shoujo heroine has risen up, and she’s really tall! Plus, as a boy, I find all the guns to be exciting.

Dear Special A, Toshokan Sensou’s ensemble cast is far better than yours. Also, I never liked you.

The wiener

Drum roll…. OH SHIT Copping out. But unlike most people who don’t believe in superlatives (like me) I will pick the “best” show of the season. Just not until the end.

I’ll say this, though — it’ll probably start with a K, whatever it ends up being.