Shameful Otaku Secret!

Ask Sheryl

Diru Sheryru,
All my friends have breast implants and cybernetic vibro-tron vaginas. Then I see these monstrous Zentradi women with their blue hair and easy upskirt potential. How can I compete?
-Sadly My Assets a Little Liliputian, Tiny In the Torso

Dear Small Tits,
Don’t worry! I don’t know if you’ve heard this, but I’m alllll natural. In this day and age, especially on Galaxy, that’s really the exotic thing. By not sticking out, you’re standing out. By the way, have you heard the term “loli?”
♥Sheryl

Dear Sheryl,
I recently started dating a really sweet guy. He’s smart, a little bit of a bad boy, and he races cars! Problem is, I’m worried that he might be prettier than me. I’m no slouch, but his hair is just lustrous, and his skin is like soft porcelain.
-Worried, Hesitant About Trap

Dear What,
Oh, honey, if this is the least of your problems, then let it go! Don’t you know that men that pretty are all self-absorbed and wouldn’t dare be seen with a scrub? That must mean there’s at least something hot about you, even if it’s just your fashion sense. Take it as a compliment, but don’t let it go to your head. You’ll keep him around as arm candy a lot longer if you make him think he’s still the fanciest frog on the lily pad.
♥Sheryl

Oh Sherry,
I recently got dumped by my boyfriend. He was a pilot. You know, like the song? This is a little embarrassing to ask, but frankly I’ve been… frisky lately, and unable to shall we say vent the tension? I know you spend long periods of time on tour, and I thought maybe you might have some advice.
-Holding Out for Really Nice Yeoman

Dear Horny,
First, don’t invoke Steve Perry, you know those are old wounds! Second, do you have a cell phone?
♥Sheryl

Dear Sheryl,
How do you keep inspired? I’d like to become a singer too! I am small, but I have big dreams! I do have a muse, though. He’s very pretty.
-Hopeful Optimist On Frontier

Dear Hoof (?),
There seems to be a theme today. Well, at any rate, what you need to remember is that inspiration can strike you at any moment, so be prepared for it! I carry a pen and paper all the time in case I need to write lyrics, and if my stupid date has used all the paper to make paper airplanes, I’ll improvise if I have to. Also, rest assured: there will always be a backup band when you really need one.
♥Sheryl

Editor’s Note

Well, it’s a good Macross post if I spent entirely too much time on it. With Ranka’s surprised and disappointed glimpse at Alto and Sheryl on their “star date,” as the episode is titled, trace the exact moment that the Macross Triangle Effect began in earnest. The internet is ablaze this week with people absolutely loving Sheryl, in spite of the internet’s tendency toward rampant pedophilia (was that overly mean?), and I’m with them! Her Bitch Quotient is way down, but that might be because nothing’s standing in her way right now. She says (quite sexfully) that she likes Alto because he doesn’t treat her like a star, so what happens when the Kabuki Novelty is over?

Animation quality, on the other hand is sinking almost as fast as Leon’s rep. I hope they’re not running out of cash already. No bother, though — it’s still good, and hopefully they’re just saving for the next space battle. Either way, Macross is still my jam for this season. Also, have some ice cream.

No deathmatch this week.

Why? Read more to find out. (more…)

Witch Hunting Invocation?

Soul Eater began in earnest this week, with the real deal plot starting to kick in. And as it turns out, Shinigami-sama is kind of a dick.

This weeks new special attack: Maka Chop!

Recap

After a twisted sitcom morning featuring a guest appearance (in Soul’s bed) from Blair, Maka and Soul head to school to find that their teacher Sid is dead, Maka’s dad is filling in, and rumors abound that Sid has been turned into a zombie.

*bling*

Along with Black Star and Tsubaki, the pair are called in to see Shinigami-sama. Due to their poor performance, he gives the four students a remedial assignment: get rid of Zombie Sid. Actually, it’s more like an ultimatum. Get rid of Zombie Sid or be expelled.

It has been said, but killing a zombie created by Shibusen\'s most powerful weapon master is not an assignment that should probably be handed out to remedial students.

The fight takes up most of the episode, as this is an action show after all. Maka and Soul attempt to sync up their souls for a monster attack that bombs hard when Maka trips.

whoops

Black Star finally manages to capture Sid (and, unfortunately, Maka) in his special Trap Star maneuver.

all too effective

But not before he attacks Sid’s weak point for massive damage:

That’s... that’s his SOLAR PLEXUS!

I really hope that makes you think of this.

Anyway, someone’s pulling the strings behind Sid, and if you want to know how they got the information you’ll have to read the manga (here’s a hint: panties), but it ends up being Franken Stein, Maka’s dad’s former master before he hooked up with Maka’s mother.

A couple things

First, now that we’re into the meat and potatoes of what Soul Eater is about, the action and pacing are a little more typical for a shounen-style show. There are even broadcast announcements of attack names. It’s still far more entertaining, though, and the trick of making an attack seem indestructably awesome right before showing it fail miserably is still funny.

Oh, so we’re doing that now

The other thing is the key dissimilarity between the series and the manga: drawers. The subjects’s been covered, but this episode really drove it home because of the methods used to extract information from Sid in the manga. The Soul Eater comic is heavy on fanservice, which is why it made sense for a late-night version: the high action and wacky hijinks easily appeal to a younger audience, but why not increase the viewership with a Late Night Panty Bonus? Well, the late-night subbers I usually watch are delayed this week, so I still don’t know, but I’m doubting.

I’ll give you two guesses as to what this shot looks like in manga form. Cick the pic to find out.

It’s not a hinderance to my enjoyment of the show, not to mention I watch it with my wife who might not be that hip to Blair’s protruding nipples filling the screen all the time, but some of the bigger fans of the manga might be disappointed.