Don’t ask me to do shit!

That is all. I’d write more, but then I’d actually be blogging, and that would defeat the purpose of doing nothing! It’s not every day your birthday can be on Saturday. Tomorrow’s blog post will be written by an old fart.

That is all. I’d write more, but then I’d actually be blogging, and that would defeat the purpose of doing nothing! It’s not every day your birthday can be on Saturday. Tomorrow’s blog post will be written by an old fart.
Happy Birthday! Lucky you, I have been at school for my last few birthdays…
Happy Birthday Otou-san \o/ Don’t know what your favorite archetypes are, so here’s some delicious caek instead (ノ゜-゜)ノ
Happy Birthday, though too bad Mother’s Day is trying to steal your thunder!
Happy Birthday! So how old are you, anyway?
Waii! Happy 1 day belated Birthday, otou-san!
thanks everyone!
@Kabitzin I know, those damn moms. They do it every year too.
@Owen S. A part of me thinks that I shouldn’t answer that question. Wouldn’t I be putting my carefully-cultivated old curmudgeon image in jeopardy if I were to reveal that I was only, say, 29? (for example)
Happy birthday! It’s May 10th somewhere…in some…dimensional rift…
And don’t worry. All the ‘old curmudgeons’ I know are 29. Some for many years running.